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许多人熟知 安东尼和克丽奥佩特拉的爱情悲剧 Though many know the tragic love story of Antony and Cleopatra,
刚愎的罗马将军 the wayward Roman general
疯狂爱上倾国倾城的埃及皇后 who fell madly in love with the enchanting Egyptian queen,
两人为爱殉情 both of them taking their lives
不愿面对没有彼此的世界 rather than face a world without each other,
却鲜有人知道一桩秘密故事 few know the secret story
当时最抢手宝物与未解悬案 of the most sought-after prize and unsolved puzzle of their time.
埃及艳后的第三颗彩蛋之谜 The mystery of Cleopatra''s third egg.
大喜之日当天 马克安东尼送给克丽奥佩特拉 On their wedding day, as a symbol of his undying devotion,
三颗镶满宝石的彩蛋象征他永恒的爱 Mark Antony presented Cleopatra with three bejeweled eggs,
颗颗精美无比 each one more exquisite than the last.
数百年来三颗彩蛋的传说都被视为无稽之谈 For centuries, these eggs were thought to be nothing more than myth, rumor.
但在1907年 But then, in 1907,
就在开罗市郊 一名当地农夫挖出其中两颗彩蛋 just outside of Cairo, a local farmer unearthed two of them.
有人说第三颗彩蛋下落不明 Some say the third egg was never found.
有人说发现第三颗彩蛋 Others claim it was discovered,
但很快又消失不见 but just as quickly lost, never to be seen again.
跟我们一起探讨这个问题 Join us as we explore that very question.
埃及艳后那颗消失的彩蛋 遭遇什么事 What happened to Cleopatra''s lost egg?
可能落在谁的手上 Who may hold it in their possession?
最重要的是世人有幸看见 And most importantly, will we ever see the day in which
三颗彩蛋在两千多年来首次合体吗 all three eggs are reunited for the first time in over 2,000 years?
埃及艳后的第一颗彩蛋展示在罗马 Cleopatra''s first egg is on display for all to see
举世闻名的圣天使城堡国家博物馆 at the world-famous Museo Nazionale di Castel Sant''Angelo in Rome.
第二颗彩蛋在拍卖会卖出多次 The second egg has been sold at auction numerous times
目前为私人收藏 and currently is held in a private collection.
（红色通缉令－名词）
（最高层级的通缉令）
（由国际刑警组织发布）
（专门追捕世界头号通缉犯）
（罗马）
你不是警察 You''re not a cop.
没错 You''re right, I''m not.
探员 你明白你的徽章派不上用场 You know what I mean, Agent. Your badge is no good here.
别来美国牛仔那套 So no American cowboy stuff.
放心 我没穿皮裤出门 Don''t worry. Left my chaps at home.
你这次有把握吗 You sure about this?
我懂他的心理 他今天一定会下手 I know how he thinks. He''s gonna do it today. Trust me.
那好 开始吧 All right, then, here we go.
-不可能 -这不是请求 - Impossible. - I''m not asking.
请你立刻关闭博物馆疏散游客 You need to shut the museum down, evacuate your visitors,
封锁全馆出入口 and seal all ingress and egress points immediately.
国际刑警有权强迫我闭馆 And Interpol has the authority to compel me to do so?
别逼我 馆长 Don''t test me, Director.
你该听她的 You should listen to her.
你是谁 她的保镳吗 And who are you? Her bodyguard?
这是联调局行为分析科的 约翰·哈特利特别探员 This is Special Agent John Hartley of the FBI''s Behavioral Analysis Unit.
专攻艺术犯罪的顾问侧写员 He''s a consulting profiler who specializes in art crime.
你长得不像侧写员 You don''t look like a profiler.
很多人这样说 Yeah, I get that a lot.
41小时前哈特利探员收到可靠情报 Forty-one hours ago, Agent Hartley received credible intelligence that
世界头号艺术窃盗通缉犯诺兰布斯 the most wanted art thief in the world, a man named Nolan Booth,
打算今天偷窃埃及艳后的彩蛋 intends to steal the Egg of Cleopatra today.
情报是谁提供你的 Who provided you this information?
主教 The Bishop.
不会吧 You cannot be serious.
主教只是艺术界的鬼故事 My dear, The Bishop is nothing more than a boogeyman story in the art world.
笼统的甩锅概念 It''s a catch-all concept. It''s someone to blame
就是你们执法单位无力破案时 when you and your friends in law enforcement
所找的怪罪对象 are too incompetent to solve the case.
听我说 我们不阻止的话 那颗彩蛋今天就会被偷走 Listen to me, unless we stop it, that egg is gonna be stolen today.
可能已经失窃 In fact, it may already be gone.
你说已经失窃 Already gone, you say?
失陪了 督察 我要去打电话给你上司 Now, if you''ll excuse me, Inspector, I believe I owe your supervisor a call.
这间展示室有热感应器吗 Do you have thermal sensors in this room?
-当然有 -给我看 - Of course we do. - Show it to me.
你在浪费我们的时间 You''re wasting our time.
请问你在找什么 What, may I ask, are you looking for?
埃及艳后的第一颗彩蛋镶满18K金 Well, you see, Cleopatra''s first egg is covered in 18-karat gold.
黄金会反射辐射 And gold reflects radiation.
那颗彩蛋应该会反射这里的热辐射 That egg should be reflecting the heat in this room.
应该呈现红色 不是蓝色 It should be red, not blue.
可能只是热感应器故障 It''s probably just an error in the thermal sensor.
只有一个办法能知道 Well, there''s only one way to find out.
小朋友 博物馆里面不能饮食 Hey, sorry, big man, but there''s no food or drink in the museum.
谢谢 Thank you.
等一下 你要做什么 No, no, wait a moment. What do you think you''re doing?
别紧张 他不会乱来 Relax, it''s fine. He knows what he''s doing.
立刻封锁展示室 Seal the room. Now!
行动 Move! Move!
他跑向出口了 He''s heading for the exit.
不准动 Freeze!
找到他了 加派支持 He is here. Send reinforcements.
他在鹰架上 He''s on the scaffolding.
请加派警力 We''re gonna need more...
-吓死我了 -啊 - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Ah.
我认识你 Jesus, you scared me.
你是一直在追我的慢光头 I know you. You''re the... You''re the slow bald guy that''s been chasing me.
你背包有什么 What do you got in the bag?
你是美国人 怎么会来罗马 You''re American. What brings you to Rome?
来吃冰淇淋 看罗马竞技场 Gelato, the Colosseum.
-美丽的地方 -对 - Oh, it''s beautiful. Beautiful place. - Yeah.
-第一次来吗 -对 - First time? - Yep.
这样追跑很好玩吧 峰回路转很过瘾 That was a fun foot chase, right? Lots of twists and turns. Hijinks.
谁知道最后会变这样 Who knew it''d end up like this?
-我知道 -也是喔 - I did. - Right.
玩完了 诺兰布斯 背包给我 转过去 Fun''s over, Nolan Booth. Give me the bag, turn around,
双手放在背后 我要逮捕你 put your hands behind your back. You''re under arrest.
好 等一下 我只有两个问题 Okay. Well, hold on one sec. I just have two questions.
好吗 Okay. Um...
第一个问题是那件外套从哪买的 First question, where''d you get that jacket?
超有型的单品 It''s a statement piece.
外面有只全身被剥光的牛 默默认为自己的牺牲值得了 Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering"Worth it."
第二个问题是我完全理解逮捕我的事 And number two, on the whole arresting me thing, I totally get it.
人家做了坏坏的事 You know, baby did a bad, bad thing. Yeah.
但你不会刚好有警徽什么的 But you don''t happen to have, like, a badge or somethin''
塞在高领里吧 tucked away in the turtleneck, do you?
我有枪 不用给你看警徽 I don''t need to show you my badge because I''ve got a gun.
问题是你让我很难做 Here''s the thing. You''re putting me in a pickle.
没证件我哪知道你的身分 Without identification, how do I know who you are?
搞不好你可能是坏人 For all I know, you could be the bad guy,
我可能是另一个坏人 and I could be the other bad guy.
没错 我是坏人 You''re right. I am the bad guy.
再不闭嘴交出背包 我就射爆你的嘴 Now shut up and give me the bag before I shoot you in the mouth.
-我会交出背包 -很好 - I''m gonna give this to you. - Good.
你要就拿去 我也懒得背 Yeah, I''m just gonna give it to you ''cause I don''t even want it.
这样做是不对的 For the record, none of this feels good.
布斯 不准动 Booth, don''t move!
快走 Come on, let''s go.
搞什么鬼 What the hell?
你砸店啊 Where are you going?
混帐 Asshole!
麻烦帮我拿着 Can you hold on to this for me?
谢谢 Thanks.
搞什么鬼 白痴啊 开车不看路 What the hell? You idiot! Are you blind?
可恶 Shit.
（巴里岛）
（56小时后）
（我们会活下去 萝丝）
你的地方真不错 Nice place you got here.
我是联调局约翰·哈特利特别探员 我们刚见过 Special Agent John Hartley, FBI. We met earlier.
你未免也管太远了吧 Aren''t you a little outside your jurisdiction?
是有点 I am.
幸好他们不是 Good thing these guys aren''t.
你们好 进来不脱鞋也没关系 Hi, guys. Don''t take your shoes off or anything.
确定枪有带够吗 You sure you brought enough guns?
我做事喜欢周全一点 What can I say? I like to be thorough.
我没眼花吧 No way, José.
女豪杰妲丝督察 The intrepid Inspector Das.
我绝不会错过这个机会 这我拿走了 谢谢 I wouldn''t have missed this for the world. I''ll take that. Thank you.
-见到粉丝真开心 -你真会说笑 - It''s nice to meet a fan. - Oh, that''s cute.
想知道还有什么好笑吗 You wanna know what else is cute?
你是18个国家的通缉犯 Because you''re wanted in 18 separate countries,
我要选择哪个国家拘留你到出庭受审 I get to choose which one of them detains you until trial,
看你的逃狱纪录 given your escape history.
现在是六进六逃吗 What are you, six for six now?
对 再一次 就能换《刺激1995》外套 Yeah. One more and I get a Shawshank jacket.
继续说你的笑话 Keep making your jokes
我要把你送到世界最烂的地方了 because I''m about to send you to the worst place in the world.
你的IG帐号吗 Your Instagram account?
我越来越讨厌你了 You know, I''m really starting to not like you.
少来 Oh, come on!
讨厌我 你都还没认识我 Not like me? You don''t even know me.
我们可能志趣相投 We could have a lot in common.
我虽然不认识你 却一直在创建你的侧写文档 Maybe I don''t know you, but I''ve been building a profile on you,
自从2014年你从泰德美术馆 偷走威廉斯特朗的 ever since you stole William Strang''s Lady with a Red Hat from the Tate
《戴红帽的少女》 back in 2014.
没证据证明是我偷的 You can''t prove that was me.
我上网买的 I got that on Etsy.
我追踪你很久了 I''ve been tracking your scores for a while.
让我试试侧写你的真实身分 So let me take a crack at who I think you really are.
请便 Sure thing. Yeah.
-独生子 -嗯哼 - Only child. - Mmm-hmm.
爸爸是瑞士警察 妈妈是美国教授 Dad''s a Swiss cop, Mom''s an American professor.
六岁到八岁间开始偷窃 You started stealing between the ages of six and eight.
发现自己很有天分 You found out you had a real talent for it.
偷窃让你觉得自己独一无二 It made you feel special, different.
喜欢独来独往 讨厌合作 You like to work alone. You don''t like a team.
只接会成为轰动大头条的工作 The only jobs you take are the ones that make the big, splashy headlines,
就是说你偷窃是追求快感 不是金钱 which tells me that you only do it for the thrill and not the money.
你疯了吗 我超爱钱 Are you insane? I love the money.
我还没说完 精采的在后头 I''m not done yet. I''m just getting to the good part.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. - You''re welcome.
很多窃贼都说是为钱偷窃 A lot of thieves out there who claim to only do it for the money.
这很正常 That''s not unusual.
但你冒的风险很少见 But what is unusual is the risk that you take.
各种机会 The chances.
好像刻意想被逮捕 才能逃狱 It''s as though you wanna get caught so you can escape,
再次证明自己 just to prove yourself all over again,
证明自己是天下无敌 and prove that you''re better than everybody else
证明自己配得上 and that you''re worthy.
配得上什么 这段说教吗 Worthy of what? This speech?
你爸的爱 Your father''s love.
恭喜 Congratulations.
你怎么找到我的 How''d you find me?
就像我知道你会去罗马偷彩蛋 Well, the same way I knew that you were gonna steal the egg in Rome.
主教 The Bishop.
把他带走 Get him ready to move.
布斯 我很好奇 Booth, I''m curious.
被世界头号艺术窃盗通缉犯出卖 是什么心情 How does it feel to be sold out by the most wanted art thief in the world?
我就是世界头号艺术窃盗通缉犯 I''m the most wanted art thief in the world.
已经不是了 You were.
等等 过来 Wait. Wait here.
我不放心让那颗彩蛋跟他同车 There''s no chance I''m putting that thing in the same van as him.
-机场见 -好的 - See you at the airfield. - I''ll see you there.
后车门没关 Door open.
没问题 可以走了 All right. We''re good.
（罗马）
（32小时后）
谢谢 Thank you.
你好 Hi, there.
-你要离开吗 -班机一小时后起飞 - You leaving town? - Flight''s in an hour.
有事吗 Something up?
确实是有事 You could say that. Hmm.
怎么了 Okay. What''s going on?
我也正想问你 Funny, I was gonna ask you the same thing.
你拿彩蛋做什么 What are you doing with that?
这颗无价的古文物什么的 Oh, this priceless piece of ancient cultural whatnot?
布斯给我们一颗假彩蛋 Booth gave us a fake egg.
我起先也是怀疑布斯 I''ll admit, Booth was my first thought too.
后来我问自己有多了解一个 Then I asked myself, "How well do you really know someone
才认识72小时的人 you only met 72 hours ago?"
这个人的正式证件 And someone whose official credentials
只有一张跨部会书面公报 came solely by a written interagency communiqué.
我就联系联调局行为分析科的副科长 她人很好 So I called up the Assistant Director of the BAU at Quantico, really nice lady.
她没听过你 She''d never heard of you.
-不可能 -是吗 - That''s impossible. - Is it?
是 不可能 Yes, it''s impossible.
同样不可能的是 约翰·哈特利的瑞士银行帐户 As impossible as a John Hartley with a Swiss bank account
在彩蛋失窃同一天 that received an $8 million wire transfer
收到加密第三方电汇八百万 from an encrypted third-party on the same day the egg was stolen?
探员 还真巧吧 Quite a coincidence, wouldn''t you say, Agent?
瞄准目标 We have eyes on target.
听我说 我没做你想的那件事 Listen, whatever you think this is, whatever you think I did, I didn''t do.
有人幕后栽赃 可能是主教或布斯 Someone''s behind this. The Bishop, maybe even Booth himself.
-我是被陷害 -不管是不是 - I''m being set up. - Maybe you are, maybe you''re not.
在查清楚前 我要先把你关起来 Until I figure it out, I''m gonna keep you where I can find you.
我平常不是会报复的人 Now, normally, I''m not a vindictive person, but,
我信任你 你却欺骗我 well, I trusted you and you hurt my feelings.
就特地挑了一个地方 So I picked someplace extra special.
有点像被人遗忘的黑牢 It''s a bit of a black site. Kind of the land due process forgot.
我要逮捕你 哈特利探员 You''re under arrest, Agent Hartley.
妲丝 看着我的眼睛 Das, look at me. Look at my eyes.
不是我做的 I didn''t do this.
我不信 I don''t believe you.
（俄罗斯）
你要上面还是下面 You a top or a bottom?
不过也没差 反正监狱都会硬来 Doesn''t matter. Prison''s gonna decide for us.
没搞错吧 You gotta be shittin'' me.
妲丝督察有个优点 Well, I''ll say one thing about ol'' Inspector Das,
她很有幽默感 she''s got a real sense of humor.
握个手 室友 Put ''er there, roomie.
也是 应该要先洗手 You''re right, we should wash up first.
这里很安全 It''s okay. You''re safe here.
除非你被发现是警察 你就会没命 Except if they find out you''re a cop. Then they''re gonna wanna kill you.
你被主教耍得团团转 Bishop must have seen you coming from a mile away.
先出卖我取得你的信任 Got your trust after selling me out.
诈骗第一条守则 要先取得目标的信任 Can''t run a con without gaining the mark''s trust first, that''s page one.
我很清楚信任骗局的手段 I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.
现在铁定清楚了 Well, you do now, that''s for sure.
出卖我的神偷也陷害你 The same mystery thief who ratted me out is the same one who framed you.
未免太巧了吧 That seems like a coincidence, don''t you think?
不是巧合 这是计划 This is not a coincidence. This is a plan.
主教这一招除去劲敌和碍眼调查员 In one move, The Bishop took out her lead competitor and lead investigator.
-一石二鸟 -蛋 - Two birds, one stone. - Egg.
-什么 -一蛋二鸟 - What? - Two birds, one egg.
这个梗连刺青男都懂 It''s kind of a lay-up. Even Post Malone gets it.
这是在地食材吧 谢谢 This is farm-to-table, right? Thank you.
我不懂的是原因 I don''t understand why.
彩蛋都已经到手了 主教干嘛还大费周章陷害我 Why would The Bishop go to the trouble of framing me when she already has the egg?
有什么好处 I mean, what''s left?
三亿美元 Three hundred million dollars?
开什么玩笑 我没听过那种价码 You''re kidding. I never heard of a price tag like that.
没人听过 No one has.
你没听懂 那不只是一颗彩蛋的价码 But you don''t understand, that''s not the price for just one egg.
交易是这样 Here''s the deal.
让这个埃及亿万富翁在女儿大喜之夜前 Whoever brings this Egyptian billionaire all three eggs
拿到三颗彩蛋的人 就能抱走全部的钱 by the night of his daughter''s wedding gets all the marbles.
原来这个有钱老爸的女儿 Turns out, Mr. Big Daddy Big Bucks'' daughter,
猜她叫什么名字 guess what her name is?
别猜了 是克丽奥佩特拉 Stop guessing, it''s Cleopatra.
这些人很糟糕 但我爱钱 I mean, these people are horrible. But I like money, so...
要怎么做 So how does that work?
没人知道第三颗彩蛋的下落 彩蛋下落不明 No one knows where the third egg is. It''s never been found.
不瞒你说 那确实有点棘手 I''m not gonna lie, that''s a bit of a problem.
我打算先从第二颗彩蛋下手 I was gonna deal with the second egg first.
其他再说 Then the rest.
那好 局里情报显示第二颗彩蛋 All right, well, Bureau intel says that the second egg
在一个国际军火商手上 is owned by an international arms dealer.
索托·沃切 这家伙我了若指掌 Sotto Voce. I know all about this guy.
他老爸在他14岁就想掐死他 His dad tried to strangle him when he was 14.
没人受得了这个小屁孩 Nobody can stand this son of a bitch.
显然那让他留下很深的阴影 Apparently, it left quite the impression on him.
掐死人变成他的嗜好 And strangling folks became sort of a hobby for him.
他是掐粉 He''s a big fan.
索托·沃切超恐怖 Sotto Voce is super scary.
但他还是喜欢享乐 But he''s not above having a good time.
他每年举办化妆舞会邀请顶级买家 Throws a masquerade party every year for his top buyers
到他在瓦伦西亚的豪华大别墅 in his I-probably-have-a-tiny-penis villa in Valencia.
军火商很在意隐私 Gunrunners are a little touchy about their identity.
大家戴上面具狂欢就不忌讳了 So the Eyes Wide Shut thing takes the edge off for everyone.
这些巨富奸商都不知道 Now, what none of these evil one-percenters know
楼上的秘密金库锁着 is that upstairs, locked away in a secret vault,
露点男的宝贝 Dr. Shirtless has in his possession
就是古代的无价之宝 an ancient piece of pricelessness that I like to call...
埃及艳后的第二颗彩蛋 Cleopatra''s second egg.
那颗彩蛋求我去偷它 And it''s just begging for me to steal it.
要不是遇到你这个超级警察 我早在路上了 I''d be on my way there right now if you weren''t such a super cop.
-劝你别做 -什么 - Don''t do that. - What?
-劝你别做 -做什么 - Don''t do that. - Do what?
-我知道你要做什么 听我说 -我什么都没做 - I know what you''re doing. Listen. - I''m not doing anything.
要是这些人发现你是警察 These guys here, if they find out you''re a C-O-P...
这里都是杀人犯 和爱马桶伏特加的家伙 This is a room full of convicted murderers and toilet vodka enthusiasts.
要让他们知道你不是警察 We gotta make sure they know you''re not a cop.
-不是警察 -求你听我说 - Nyet politsiya. - Listen to me. I beg...
各位 不是警察 Guys? Nyet politsiya. Not a cop.
这个人不是警察 This man is not a cop, all right?
你们的猪脑袋要记好 Get that through your thick skulls right now!
他是联调局的侧写员 He''s a profiler for the FBI,
确实是执法人员 但不是警察 which does fall under the umbrella of law enforcement, but not a cop.
两者很像但有差 背后很复杂 It''s similar, but it''s not the same thing. It''s a complicated backstory.
这是我们的好朋友 约翰·哈特利特别探员 This is our good friend, Special Agent John Hartley.
大家热烈欢迎他来到监狱 Let''s give him a warm welcome to the prison, guys.
谢谢大家 应该没人听到 没事 Thank you, guys. I don''t think anyone heard me. We''re good.
没人理我们 All''s quiet on the western front.
没人…才怪 Nobody''s... Oh, no.
龙哥听到了 他走来了 Yep. Drago Grande heard. Here he comes.
镇定点 别让我丢脸 Okay, be cool. Don''t embarrass me.
你好 Hello, sir.
警察 Politsiya.
你死定了 You die.
他知道了 Okay, he knows.
他知道你是警察 He knows you''re a cop.
露馅了 The jig is up.
没关系 It''s okay.
你可以... You can...
我的给你吃 你需要营养 You can have mine. You need some nourishment.
你该站起来 这样子有点孬 You should get up. You look like a little bitch right now.
听朋友的劝 I say that as a friend.
听我说 Okay, look.
我不想跟你在监狱打架 I don''t wanna do the whole prison fight thing with you...
你可以 我支持你 You got this. I''m in your corner.
请你别出手 So please, no fight.
继续吃完我们的饭就好 Let''s just go back and finish our meals.
-不 不... -回到你的牢房 - No. No... - Back to your cell!
天啊 God...
亏你练这么壮 All that working out.
还被一个有结核病的无齿哥 打得鼻青脸肿 You still get your ass spanked by a toothless man with tuberculosis...
好啦 Okay. Okay.
你敢再乱来就别怪我不客气 If you ever pull shit like that again, it''ll be the last thing you do.
好 Right.
-你不了解我 布斯 -对 - You don''t know me, Booth. - No.
你不知道我的能耐 You have no idea what I''m capable of.
你们终于来了 Okay. Thank God, you''re here.
队长要见你们 快走 The captain wants to see you. Let''s go!
他吗 Him?
是我们 这下好了 Oh, no, us. Okay.
你们好 Hello, boys.
天啊 Oh, my God.
你是队长 You''re the captain?
你换工作会比较好吧 You might benefit from a little career change.
虽然走秀可能不够格 I mean, I''m... I don''t think runway,
但拍地方广告传单什么的总可以 but definitely regional catalog work, fliers...
她是主教 She''s The Bishop.
废话 猪头 No shit, dipdick!
很高兴终于见到你了 布斯先生 It''s so nice to finally meet you, Mr. Booth.
见到世界第二 Such a thrill to be face-to-face
艺术大盗真是让人激动 with the second-best art thief in the world.
我懂你的用意 Oh, I see what you did there. That''s...
前面几次算你运气好 Yeah, you got lucky a couple of times early on, you know?
但你举不出半次去年打败我的例子 But you can''t name one time in the past year that you beat me.
-赫尔辛基 -我的降落伞故障 - Helsinki. - My parachute failed.
雅加达 Jakarta.
-我的滑板车沉到海里 -澳门 - My Segway sank. - Macau.
没人知道麦莉会去那里 Nobody knew that Miley Cyrus was going to be there.
完全是临时表演 It was a completely unannounced show.
借口和结果只能选一个 You can have excuses or results.
不能两者都要 Not both.
叫我们来做什么 What are we doing here? What do you want?
来聊聊 To have a chat.
首先 哈特利探员 First of all, Agent Hartley,
我为罗马的那场混乱 致上最诚挚的歉意 please accept my sincerest apologies for the whole mix-up in Rome.
我在巴里岛偷走彩蛋后 You see, after I stole the egg in Bali,
电汇八百万到用你姓名开立的户头 I then made an $8 million deposit into an account registered in your name.
然后只要坐着等妲丝上钩 Then, all I had to do was sit back and wait for Das to take the bait.
按几个键算好时间拦截电话 A few clever keystrokes and a well-timed call intercept.
联调局行为分析科科长室 FBI BAU Director''s office.
一瞬间 And poof.
约翰·哈特利探员再见 Bye-bye, Agent John Hartley.
嫌犯你好 Hello, suspicious suspect.
很好玩吧 Funny, don''t you think?
闭嘴 你毁掉我的人生 Shut up. You deleted my life.
害我跟这个白痴关在一起 And now I''m stuck in a cell with this idiot.
来谈正事吧 Well, down to business then.
不用我说你们可能也知道 At the risk of stating the obvious,
第一颗彩蛋在我手上 I have the first egg in my possession,
不到48小时也会拿到第二颗彩蛋 and in less than 48 hours, I''m gonna have the second one as well.
但问题是最后一颗彩蛋 But that leaves an issue. The final egg.
真可惜 没人知道第三颗彩蛋的下落 Well, too bad for you. Nobody knows where the third egg is.
他没告诉你吗 He didn''t tell you?
你没告诉他 You didn''t tell him?
-没告诉我什么 -我听不懂她说的话 - Didn''t tell me what? - I don''t know what she''s talking about.
你的狱友知道第三颗彩蛋的下落 Your cellmate here knows exactly where the third egg is.
她骗人 我对天发誓我不知道那颗蛋在哪 She''s lying. I do not know where the third egg is. I swear to God.
我对天发誓我知道第三颗彩蛋的下落 I know where the third egg is. I swear to God.
那是我 我刚才说错了 我确实有那麽说 Yes, that is me. Scratch that. That was me. I did say that.
你打算几时向我提到第三颗彩蛋 When were you gonna tell me about the third egg?
我绝不会告诉你 因为你是警察 I was never gonna tell you about the third egg because you''re a cop.
布斯先生 我给你的条件是 My offer to you, Mr. Booth, is this.
说出第三颗彩蛋的下落 我会放你出去外加一成 Tell me where the third egg is, I''ll get you out of here and give you 10%.
休想 Rock-hard pass.
很遗憾我们做不成交易 I''m sorry we couldn''t do business.
也许再关个几天 Well, perhaps a few more days in here
加上再关个几千天 with the prospect of thousands more to come
你就会改变想法 will help change your mind.
我拿到第二颗彩蛋后再过来 I''ll stop by once I have the second egg.
到时就只剩0.5成 Oh, and when I do, the offer''s gonna be 5%.
谢谢队长 Thank you, Captain.
给他们两个劳动差事 Labor detail for them both.
再见 不要太想我 掰掰 Bye. Don''t miss me too much.
你们好 Oh, hey, guys. Okay!
我们合力抓到她 If we work together to catch her,
我就能对主教做出你做不到的事 I can do things to The Bishop you can''t do.
没必要讲黄色的 There''s no need to be disgusting.
好了 三 二 一 卯起来搬 Here we go. Three, two, one. Lift with your neck.
我是说让她终身徒刑 I mean put her in prison. For life.
到时谁会重回 世界第一艺术大盗宝座 When that happens, guess who becomes number one art thief in the world again?
合作 念起来好怪 Teamwork? It feels weird in my mouth.
你有出力吗 Are you carrying your side?
问这种话很伤人 I''m offended you''d even ask me that.
-快想办法 滑下去了 -别紧张 光头哥 - Do something. It''s slipping. - Oh, relax, baldylocks.
看吧 合作 See? Teamwork.
合作 念起来好怪 Team. Team. Team. It feels weird in my mouth.
真的 It does.
俄罗斯监狱环境很差 但肥皂超厉害 Say what you will about Russian prisons, the soap is incredible.
到底要不要做 Are we doing this together or not?
没有添加化学物质或香料 No added chemicals or perfumes.
只有传统的纯甘油 It''s just pure good ol'' fashioned glycerin.
-闻闻看 -我不要闻 - Ooh. Smell it. - I''m not gonna smell it.
索托·沃切的化妆舞会就在明天晚上 Sotto Voce''s masquerade ball is tomorrow night,
我们要抢先主教拿到第二颗彩蛋 which means, if we''re gonna beat The Bishop to the second egg,
明天早上前就得逃出去 we have to be on the other side of these walls by tomorrow morning.
我已经想好要怎么偷 I already know how I''m gonna steal it.
现在主教也会在场 就要随机应变 但我会抢先一步 It''ll take adjustment now The Bishop''ll be there, but I''ll beat her to the punch.
我 我们怎么样 "I"? What about "we"?
你戴卫生帽做什么 你是光头 Why are you wearing the hairnet? You''re bald.
好吧 我能带你去索托·沃切的舞会 Okay, fine. You can be my plus-one to Sotto Voce''s party.
谢了 时间不多 要赶快离开 计划是什么 Thanks. Clock''s tickin''. We gotta get outta here. What''s the plan?
我正在想 I''m working on it.
你正在想 听起来像正在想 You''re working on it? You sound like you''re working on it.
听说任何计划最重要的部分 就是睡饱觉 They say the most important part of any plan is a good night''s sleep.
计划最重要的部分不是计划内容吗 Isn''t the actual plan part the most important part of the plan?
很多人都会犯这个错 A lotta people make that mistake.
你在巴里岛说过 Back in Bali, that thing you said,
我和我爸的事 你怎么知道 about me and my father, how''d you know?
我不想让你没面子 你不算复杂的案例 I hate to break it to you, but you''re not a complex case.
我想不通一件事 The one thing that doesn''t quite line up for me is
瑞士警察队长的儿子怎么变成通缉犯 how the son of a Swiss police captain turns to a life of high crime.
一句话 Short version?
我爸是卑鄙的混帐 My father was a prolific asshole.
怎么说 Long version?
我八岁时 When I was eight years old,
我爸以为我偷他的手表 my dad thought I stole his watch.
那是他最爱的手表 He loved that piece of metal more than anything.
他问我是不是我偷的 He asked me if I stole it.
我说不是 I told him I didn''t.
他说他知道是我偷的 也知道我在说谎 He said he knew that I had and that I was lying.
事后他再也不跟我说话 He didn''t speak to me again after that.
圣诞节和生日都不说话 Not on Christmas. Not on my birthday.
几乎一整年 He went almost a full year,
就是完全沉默 just utter silence.
好像我不存在 Like I didn''t even exist.
然后有天晚上 Then one night, he...
他回家坐在餐桌前吃晚饭 He comes home and he sits down at the dinner table...
东西就在眼前 And there it is.
那支不见的手表 There''s the watch, the missing watch,
就戴在他手腕上 right there on his wrist.
后来才知道他把手表放在办公桌上 Found out later that he put it in his desk at work
被一堆数据之类的盖住 and it got buried behind some papers or something like that.
但他从没道歉 But he never apologized. He just, uh...
只看着我问我学校怎么样 He just looked me in the eye and said, "How was your day at school?"
然后继续问学校怎么样 Then he kept askin'', "How was your day at school?"
我都没回话 And I never answered him.
就不吃不喝盯着他看 I just stared at him. I didn''t eat. I didn''t drink.
下个礼拜我就被送到寄宿学校 Next week, I found myself in boarding school.
真的假的 Really?
闹你的 I''m kidding.
嘿 Hey.
很遗憾你辛苦了 I''m sorry about all that.
没关系 Oh, no, no, no, no, it''s all right.
学到宝贵的经验 You learn a valuable lesson, you know?
做什么不重要 It doesn''t matter what you do,
重要的是别人对你的想法 only matters what they think you''ve done.
你老爸呢 How about your old man?
我不说他的事 I don''t talk about him.
那麽惨啊 That bad, huh?
好消息 Good news.
昨晚聊完心事后我睡得超熟 I slept like a baby after our little therapy session last night.
更好的消息 Better news,
我把逃狱计划浓缩到简单的三步骤 I''ve got our escape plan down to a simple three-step process.
说来听听 第一步是什么 All right, I''ll bite. What''s the first step?
-制造混乱 -用肥皂 - Create a distraction. - With soap?
你知道纯甘油的肥皂 You know what happens when you mix soap, which is pure glycerin,
混合硝酸清洁液会变成什么 with a cleaning solution that''s essentially nitric acid?
-硝化甘油 -没错 - You get nitroglycerin. - You get nitroglycerin.
该闪了 We should run.
快跑… Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
门锁住了 要用磁卡 It''s locked. We need a key card.
第二步未雨绸缪 Step two, plan ahead.
-你从哪拿到的 -不是警察 - Where''d you get that? - Nyet politsiya.
他不是警察 He''s not a cop!
计划是什么…混帐 What''s the plan... Son of a bitch!
什么 了解 What? Understood.
你在干嘛 第三步是什么 What are you doing? What''s step three?
第三步 Step three...
石头叠叠乐 Rock Jenga.
你先 You first.
-谢了 -不客气 - Thanks. - You''re welcome.
后退 Get back!
这边 This way.
他们逃到围墙外了 封锁四周 They''re outside the walls. Secure the perimeter.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 Okay. Okay.
你会开直升机吗 Can you fly a helicopter?
你的后脑杓长得像大老二吗 Does the back of your head look like a huge penis?
意思是我会开 The answer is yes!
真好笑 这是我的好朋友 Oh, that''s fun. This is my best friend.
-我们不是朋友 -我们是好朋友 - We''re not friends. - We''re best friends.
他们在这边 They''re over here!
走 Go!
居然没人看到 I can''t believe nobody saw that.
在这边 开火 Here they are! Fire!
好了 Okay.
都是俄文 That''s in Russian.
上 他只有手枪 Go, he just has a pistol!
堆高机 The forklift!
混帐 Son of a bitch.
装填炮弹 Reload!
可恶 Shit.
你赶上了 谢天谢地 Oh, you made it. Thank God!
我刚在为你祷告 I was praying for you.
少假惺惺 你打算丢下我吗 Don''t give me that shit. You were gonna leave me?
你叫我逃命 You said, "Save yourself."
我叫你走 不是叫你丢下我 I said, "Go," but I didn''t mean without me.
你叫我走 逃命去 You said, "Go save yourself."
我还打算永远把你记在心里 And I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame,
真爱碎碎念 you stupid complainer.
红灯怎么一直闪 Why is that blinking?
导弹来袭 Ooh! Incoming!
看吧 超简单 See? Easy-peasy.
（伦敦）
我知道我的童年听起来很不幸 但我父亲成就现在的我 I know it sounds like a tough childhood, but my father made me who I am today.
也许那正是我的问题所在 Maybe that''s my problem.
我总是太专注要赢 要当最厉害的人 I''m so focused on winning all the time, on being the best at what I do,
没办法整个放松做自己 that I can never just fully relax and just be.
这样正常吗 Is that normal?
我怎么知道 How the fuck would I know?
你说什么 What?
我是情报分析师 不是治疗师 I''m not a therapist. I''m an intelligence analyst.
抱歉 I''m sorry.
我心里很乱 I''m just dealing with a lot right now
你像是能聊心事的人 and you seemed like someone I could talk to.
我这行很少有人 And it''s so rare in my line of work
愿意坐下来听你说话 to find someone who''s just there to listen.
谢谢 Thank you.
总之 抱歉把你扯进来 Anyway, I''m sorry to rope you into all of this,
但我只是要借用你的电脑 but just using your terminal here
确定没人能追踪到我消息的始点 to ensure that the origin point of my message is untraceable.
最好的方法是从系统内部动手 Best way to do it is from within the system itself.
他们应该要修补资安弱点 They should really work on patching the security vulnerability.
真丢人 It''s embarrassing.
你知道所有追踪协定有九成九 Did you know that 99% of all tracking protocols
都是集中在第三方动作吗 focus on third-party movements?
没人想得到通话是从内部发出去的 No one ever expects the call to come from inside the house, as it were.
就是从你办公室的电脑 Hence, your computer, your office.
好了 Oh. Here we go.
只要拖慢对手就好 他们本来就不灵光 Just need to slow down my competition, such as they are.
（你好 妲丝督察）
（在找某人吗？）
（逃狱）
（明晚8点穿着正式服装 别迟到）
（你友善的邻居留）
今天的时间到了 I''m afraid that''s all the time we have for today.
我们只好聊到这里 祝你愉快 I''m gonna have to end our session here. Have a lovely day.
不准动 Freeze!
看到没 See?
难怪不能对人客气 This is why we can''t have nice things.
我信任别人 他们就会踩下桌下的警报器 ''Cause the moment I trust someone, they tap the foot alarm beneath their desk
然后逼我做出这种事 and then I''m forced to do things like this.
我没生气 只是失望 I''m not angry. I''m just disappointed.
我还以为你不一样 I really thought you were different.
竟敢骗我 Well, fool me once...
我要走了 他醒来后 I''m gonna leave now and when he wakes up,
你要告诉他你误踩警报器 you''re going to tell him that you triggered the alarm falsely
他从门口冲进来自己绊倒了 and in his haste, he tripped coming through the door.
要是没照我说的做 And if you decide not to do that,
你要记住一件很重要的事 I want you to remember one critically important thing.
你的同事和家人我都认识 I know everyone you work with and every member of your family.
也知道你的浏览纪录 And I also know your browser history.
诺兰 Nolan.
坦布威 来抱一个 Tambwe! Come on, bring it in.
真是感激不尽 I can''t thank you enough for this.
很高兴我终于能回报你 I''m just glad I could finally repay my debt to you.
现在换我欠你了 And now I''m in yours.
-来 都准备好了 -好 - Come, everything is ready. - Alright.
-还有果汁 -非常好 - I have juice boxes. - That''s very good.
坦布威拿衣服给我们换掉脏衣服 Hey. Tambwe got us a costume change, so we can get out of these filthy duds.
抱歉 Oh. I''m so sorry.
坦布威 这是约翰·哈特利探员 Tambwe, this is Agent John Hartley
联调局的人 说来好笑 of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It''s a funny story.
他的同事把你很多同事抓去关 A lot of his colleagues have put a lot of your colleagues in prison.
真刺激 It''s exciting.
你没果汁喝 No juice boxes for you.
原来 Oh, I see.
你穿酷外套 我就俗到爆 Nice jacket, while I "Gotta dance."
别抱怨了好不好 All right, man. Don''t even start with me, okay?
你至少穿得很舒服 At least you''re comfortable.
你整个计划都想好了 Well, clearly you have this whole thing figured out.
-要说给我听吗 -好 计划是这样 - You wanna walk me through it? - I do. Here''s the deal.
在舞会上 During the party,
宾客和工作人员要待在一楼 the guests and the staff are required to stay on the main floor,
楼上彩蛋室的门 and upstairs, the door to the egg room,
上锁又戒备森严 well, that''s locked and heavily guarded.
但有另一个隐藏的入口 But there''s another way in. Hidden entrance.
我打算这样做 Here''s what I''m thinkin''.
我们穿着同样的黑色制服 We dress up in matching black pajamas
闪过警卫偷熘进卧房 and sneak past the featured extras and into the bedroom.
接着熘进书房偷走他的宝贝 Then, we slip through the study and get our hands on his precious.
是彩蛋吗 Is that the egg?
抱歉 I''m sorry.
-你超厉害 -我知道 - You are amazing. - I know.
-猪头 -嗯 - Hey, dickhead. - Hmm?
你的高明计划有些问题 Your last brilliant plan had some kinks in it.
我们面对什么样的保全系统 So, what kinda security surveillance are we looking at?
神秘人是军火商 Well, the guy''s an arms dealer,
豪宅的保全戒护滴水不漏 so, you know, every square inch of this place is gonna be on lock.
每个入口都有两个警卫 用信号轮流维持警戒 Two-man guard teams at every access point are signal rotated to keep them frosty.
中间的换班时间只有45秒 Once they''re on the move, you only have 45 seconds until they land.
空档很短 It''s a pretty tight window.
西厅的保全室是控制中心 The eyes and ears are in a secure room in the west hall.
87台动作侦测超清晰监视器 视野范围覆盖每个角落 Eighty-seven motion-sensitive 8K cameras with an overlapping field of vision,
没有任何误区 so there are no natural blind spots.
全天候监视录像 They''re always watching, always listening.
有点像带枪的智能助理 Kinda like Alexa but with guns.
棘手的部分来了 Now, here''s where things get a little tricky.
彩蛋室的金库门是军用等级 The vault door to the egg room is a military-grade,
45公分厚的生物辨识实心钛门 biometric portal made out of a foot and a half of solid titanium.
没办法钻穿或炸破 So you can''t drill it and you can''t make it go boom.
只能透过人脸与声纹辨识进入 The only way through it is with facial and voice recognition.
只有一张脸和一种声音能开门 And there''s only one face and one voice that opens it.
索托·沃切 Sotto Voce.
要怎么取得他的声音和脸 How are we gonna get his voice and his facial?
首先 保持积极心态会有帮助 Well, first off, a positive mental attitude helps.
但很厉害的深伪技术也有帮助 But so does some pretty kick-ass deepfake technology.
很毛吧 Spooky, right?
只要从网络上找到你12张照片 If you have more than 12 images on the Internet,
我就能传你帮山羊口交的影片给你妈 I can send your mom a video of you mouth-sexing a goat.
不是说我会传 要的话也可以 I''m not saying I''m gonna do that, I''m just saying I could if I wanted to.
只要有足够的时间和照片 If I had enough time and enough pictures.
但等等 还没完 But wait, there''s more.
还有一组每隔六分钟 随机产生的12码密码 There''s also a 12-digit randomly-generated passcode that''s changed every six minutes,
密码会传到索托·沃切的手机 and that code can only be found in Sotto Voce''s phone,
索托·沃切的手机放在他的裤袋 and Sotto Voce''s phone can only be found in Sotto Voce''s pants.
超简单 So, yeah, easy-peasy.
不对 还有一件事也很重要 Oh, no, no, no! There''s one more thing. Kinda important.
还要他的指纹 We''re gonna need his thumbprint
他的手机都没升级 ''cause he never upgraded his iPhone -4, so...
没有他的指纹就拿不到彩蛋 So if we don''t get his thumbprint, we can''t get the egg.
天啊 Oh, my God.
你学得真快 太棒了 You can learn. This is amazing.
你这样很土 You are not sparkly enough.
我去拿配裤子的背心给你穿 I''m gonna get you a matching vest to go with those pants.
（巴伦西亚）
测试 小鸟儿 你的位置在哪 Check, check. Roger Dodger. What''s your 20, free bird?
不用问 我就站在你旁边 You don''t have to do that. I''m standing right next to you.
我不习惯用这些笨东西 I''m not used to using these stupid things,
也不习惯有搭档 and I''m not used to working with a partner.
我们不是搭档 这是利益结合 We''re not partners. This is a marriage of convenience.
我要离婚 小孩监护权归我 I want a divorce and I''m keeping the kids.
开始行动 Let''s just do this.
我负责指纹 你负责索托·沃切的手机 I''ll get the thumbprint, you get Sotto Voce''s phone.
有个不速之客 We''ve got a party crasher.
没差 早料到她会来 Yeah, it''s no biggie. No biggie. We knew she''d be here.
我们的目标是彩蛋 不是她 We''re here for the egg, not her.
那是你 我要行动了 Speak for yourself. I''m going in.
你要干嘛 说好的计划不是那样 What are you doing? That''s not part of the plan.
计划有变 Plans change.
美女 Beautiful.
我是说雕像 The sculpture, I mean.
抱歉 我们认识吗 I''m sorry, do we know each other?
你戴着面具我认不出来 It''s just impossible for me to tell who you are with that mask on.
现在呢 How about now?
哈特利探员 Agent Hartley!
原来是你 So it was you all along.
伪装得真高明 Such a clever disguise.
你和不知去向的布斯先生 Well, I suppose you and Mr. Booth, wherever he is,
想来抢先我拿到第二颗彩蛋 are here to try to beat me to the second egg.
-扳回一城 -别跟她多说 - Even the playing field. - Don''t tell her anything.
我不是来找彩蛋 是要洗脱罪名 I''m not here for the egg. I''m here to clear my name,
也就是说我只要你 which means all I need is you.
结果你都说出来了 You''re literally telling her everything.
我们都知道你最后会被铐上手铐 We both know that this whole thing is gonna end with you in handcuffs.
不要只出一张嘴 Promises, promises.
小心点 别引人注目 Careful now. We don''t wanna cause a scene.
我不管 你休想离开我的视线 Don''t care. I''m not letting you out of my sight.
你竟然在跟她跳舞 Oh, good, you''re dancing with her.
你这个罪犯的舞技还不错嘛 Not bad for a convict.
说到罪犯 Speaking of which,
你和你的同伙相处得怎么样 how''s it going with your partner in crime?
他说出第三颗彩蛋的下落没 Has he told you where the third egg is yet?
说了我也不会告诉你 Well, if he did, I wouldn''t tell you.
就是没说 他一定不信任你 That''s a no. He must not trust you.
你信任你的同伙吗 You trust your partner?
你凭什么认为我有同伙 What makes you think I have one?
没人能独自完成那些抢案 Well, no one would be able to pull off the scores you have alone.
不可能 It''s impossible.
那现在呢 So what now?
你要当场逮捕我 You''re gonna arrest me right here,
在辖区外没有警徽和枪 without a badge or a gun, outside of your jurisdiction,
面对满屋的罪犯 and in front of a room full of criminals?
哈特利探员 你打算那样做 Is that your plan, Agent Hartley?
糟了 Shit!
目标逼近 指纹拿到了 快闪 Incoming! Got the print. Get the hell out of there.
还是你没有想清楚 Or perhaps you just didn''t think this all the way through.
你要跟我走 舞会结束了 You''re coming with me. Party''s over.
看着你跟这个男人共舞让我满心嫉妒 Watching you dance with this man at my party has made me quite jealous.
这样才能引起你的注意 Well, I had to get your attention somehow.
不是吗 Didn''t I?
可以吗 May I?
毕竟这是你的舞会 Like you said, it''s your party.
抱歉 Apologies.
我们要拿到他的手机 We needed to get his phone,
不是叫你和主教调情浪费时间 not waste time playing footsie with The Bishop.
放心 到手了 Don''t worry. I got it.
不好意思 Excuse me.
哇靠 好厉害 You''re kidding. Nice pull!
你怎么知道索托·沃切会过来 How''d you know Sotto Voce would cut in?
索托·沃切身高165公分 是典型拿破仑情结的老大 Well, Sotto Voce is a 5''5" alpha male with textbook Napoleon complex.
只要有男人在他的舞会 跟最迷人的女人共舞 So any time another male dances with the most desirable woman at his party,
他就会忍不住过来展示雄风 well, he has no choice but to step in and assert his dominance.
狡猾的小狐狸 You sneaky little minx.
你在哪学到的 侧写学校吗 Where''d you learn that? Profiler school?
高中 High school.
各位先生 女士 Ladies and gentlemen,
很荣幸欢迎大家莅临寒舍 it is my sincere pleasure to welcome you all to my humble home.
时机来了 他在致词 Now''s the time. He''s speechifying.
我父亲是个坚定的人… My father was a man of conviction...
进行第二步 Moving to two.
很抱歉 先生 Oh! Terribly, terribly sorry, sir.
你智障啊 You imbecile!
别碰我 乡下人 Don''t put your hands on me, peasant.
很抱歉 先生 I''m so sorry, sir.
万分抱歉 A thousand apologies.
不用你道歉 我要去洗手间 I don''t need your apologies, I need a washroom.
带他去 Take him.
这边请 先生 Right this way, sir.
我帮你擦干净 Let''s get you hosed down.
这把手枪是我父亲的珍藏 This pistol was my father''s prized possession.
我用这把手枪毙了他后就很珍惜它 I''ve kept it close to my heart since the day I killed him with it.
小时候我不能碰这把手枪 I was never permitted to touch this as a boy.
这边请 Right this way.
就像独行侠的手枪 It''s just like the one used by the Lone Ranger.
喂 Hey.
那里怎么回事 What''s going on there?
有人把酒洒到宾客身上 他们去清理 Someone spilled wine on a guest. They''re cleared.
不对劲 我要通报 Something''s off. I''m calling it in anyway.
-少白痴了 -你看太多间谍小说了 - Don''t be an idiot. - You read too many spy novels.
我每天都想你 老爸 I miss you every day, Pop-Pop.
他的至理名言是 And in his immortal words,
熟练的猎人只需要一颗子弹 "The skilled hunter needs but one bullet."
-好极了 -好好享受今晚 - Bravo! - Enjoy your evening.
不行… No, no, no, no, no.
要走了 We gotta go.
慢慢来 Here we go, nice and easy.
天啊 Oh, my God!
活像撞到铜墙铁壁 You''re like a well-dressed wall.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
设法毁掉任务 Trying to ruin the mission.
那你完成任务了 快把指纹找出来 Well, mission accomplished. Find the print.
可恶 God damn it!
快出来 小混蛋 你在哪里 Come on, come on, come on, you little bastard. Where are you?
可恶 Shit!
找到了 Gotcha.
手机快拿来… Phone, phone, phone, phone.
深伪时间来了 Okay, it''s deepfake time.
索托·沃切 Sotto Voce.
（确认 准许进入）
好了 Right.
（警告: 展示室金库门打开）
沃切先生刚还在舞会 I thought Mr. Voce was still at the party?
派人过去看看 Send a team.
保全 出现红色警戒 Security, we have a code red.
嘿 Hey!
就一个自称清白的人来说 You know, for a guy who claims he''s innocent,
你还跟真多罪犯厮混 you sure do hang around with a lot of criminals.
我真的是清白的 I am innocent.
他就窃盗菜鸟来说算是很厉害了 He''s a pretty damn good thief for his first time.
-我不厉害 -你厉害 - I''m not good at it. - You are.
-别乱说 -不要小看自己 - Don''t say that. - Don''t sell yourself short.
-闭嘴 -他脸皮薄 - Shut up. - Hector Deflector over here.
听到人家称赞就害臊 He''s not good at taking a compliment.
请你明白主教是整起事件的幕后黑手 I need you to understand, The Bishop is behind this entire thing.
她陷害我 She set me up.
如果幕后黑手真是主教 那你就要证明你的清白 Well, if this is all The Bishop''s doing and you really are innocent, prove it.
快点 逮捕你的朋友 Go on, detain your friend.
我们不是朋友 We''re not friends.
-我们是好同事 -谁跟你好同事 - We''re work wives. - We''re not work wives.
-我们是好姊妹 -我们毫无关系 - We''re sister wives. - We''re not any kind of wives.
你们都给我闭嘴 Shut up! Both of you.
你不逮捕他 我就逮捕你们 You either arrest him or I arrest you both.
哈特利探员 怎么样 What''s it gonna be, Agent Hartley?
-抱歉了 -噢 - I''m sorry, man. - Oh...
拜托 Oh, come on!
-我要逮捕你 -你要听她的话 - You''re under arrest. - You''re gonna listen?
我们同甘共苦… After all we''ve been through together...
你爱我吗 You love me?
我恨你 I hate you.
够紧了吗 要命 Tight enough? Jesus!
看吧 See?
我是好人 I''m a good guy.
但有时会做坏事 But sometimes I do bad things.
-哈特利 -拿到彩蛋就离开 - Hartley! - Let''s grab that egg and get out of here.
等等 你不想聊刚才的事吗 You don''t wanna talk about what just happened?
-聊什么 -我们有心动的感觉 - What you talking about? - We had a moment.
-别乱讲 -是的 有心动的感觉 - We didn''t have a moment. - No, we had a moment.
要找什么吗 还是随便看看 Looking for something specific or just browsing?
你好丑 You look awful.
其实要进来有更容易的方法 You know, there was an easier way in,
但你应该找不到 but I doubt very much that you could''ve managed it.
现在两颗彩蛋在我手上 Now that I have two out of the three eggs,
给你们最后一次机会接受我的条件 I''ll give you one last chance to take me up on my offer.
这是我的条件 Well, here''s my counteroffer.
-我要逮捕你 -天啊 - You''re under arrest. - Oh, my God.
识相点 Read the room.
我说过你最后会被铐上手铐 I told you, this would end with you in handcuffs.
丢脸 他好丢脸 You''re so embarrassing. He''s so embarrassing.
这样好了 哈特利探员 Tell you what, Agent Hartley.
你要逮捕我 You wanna arrest me?
来啊 Come...
逮捕我 Arrest me.
我只要彩蛋 那我就… I just want the egg. So, uh...
放轻松 Take it easy.
这样就是轻松了 This is easy.
失陪了 Excuse me.
大哥 没料到手铐这招 Bro, I didn''t... I didn''t see the handcuffs coming.
真是别出心裁 Mm, was a nice touch.
害人家都硬起来 God, this is such a confusing erection.
这件事绝不能说出去 You can''t ever tell anybody about this.
-打死我都不说 -好 - I''ll never tell anybody. Promise. - Okay.
好了 Okay.
等等 别开枪 Oh, whoa, hold on, hold on. No, don''t shoot.
不是我爱打小报告 我们没偷彩蛋 I''m not trying to be a tattletale. We didn''t steal your egg, okay?
我们很想偷 I mean, we tried.
但彩蛋在她手上 But she got it.
他说的是实话 He''s telling you the truth.
是这样吗 Is that so?
谢谢 好吧 Thank you. Oh. All right.
小姐 你有什么话要说 Would you like to make a confession, my lady?
很高兴跟你合作 It''s a pleasure doing business with you.
我就说他们会来 I told you they''d come.
搞屁啊 What the f...
两位早安 Good morning, gentlemen.
在斗牛竞技场底下这里 没人会听见你们的叫声 Down here, beneath the bulls, no one will hear your screams.
这叫伏笔 That''s called foreshadowing.
-我知道 -只是确定一下 - I know what it''s called. - Was making sure.
-我知道 -你长得不像英文系学生 You don''t look like an English major.
-闭嘴 -大家早安 - Shut up. - Buongiorno, everybody!
-这下好了 -我带香槟来了 - Perfect! - I brought champagne.
我就不介绍了 你们已经见过 I would introduce you, but I believe you''ve already met
我美丽的合伙人 my lovely business associate.
对 Yes.
我就说主教有同伙 I told you The Bishop was working with somebody.
这是利益结合 It''s a marriage of convenience.
这个概念很熟悉吧 You''re familiar with that concept, aren''t you?
这位潇洒的沃切先生 You see, the dashing Mr. Voce here
已经拥有第二颗彩蛋 already held the second egg in his possession.
我就主动找他合作 So, I approached him with my own offer,
接下来就剩下 which brings us to the part
你说出第三颗彩蛋的下落 where you tell us where the third egg is.
打死我都不说 Piss off for a thousand years.
讨厌 人家真的不想来硬的 Oh, bummer. I really wanted to do it the easy way.
没关系 我会用折磨他来逼你说出来 That''s okay. I''ll get the information from you by hurting him.
你说什么 I''m sorry, what?
我喜欢 I love this plan.
你们两个有特殊关系 You two share a special bond.
不然怎么会一起出生入死 Otherwise, why would you risk your lives together
企图偷走彩蛋 attempting to steal the egg?
哈特利探员 对不对 Isn''t that right, Agent Hartley?
我们之间毫无关系 我跟他不熟 There is no bond between us. I barely know the guy.
布斯 告诉她我们不是朋友 Booth, tell her we''re not friends.
-她知道我们的事 -胡说 - She knows about us, pal. - That''s bullshit.
她知道我们有特殊关系 你是我婚礼的伴郎 She knows about our special bond, that you were my best man.
混帐 他骗人 Son of a bitch. He''s lying.
如果她想尽办法把你折磨得很惨 If she hurts you bad enough, if she gets really creative with it,
我只好全部说出来 I''m gonna have no choice but to tell her everything.
布斯先生 Now, Mr. Booth,
第三颗彩蛋在哪 where is the third egg?
不说啊 我动手了 Okay, here I go.
不要 等等 No, don''t. Wait.
天啊 Oh, my God!
好吧 Well...
不要 No.
布斯先生 这次就能知道 你是什么样的朋友了 I guess now we find out what kind of friend you really are, Mr. Booth,
因为我要电人家最爱的地方 because we''re gonna go to my favorite place.
♪ Downtown ♪
不要 No.
♪ Things will be great ♪
不 不要… No. Don''t...
♪ When you''re downtown ♪
♪ Things will be great ♪
玩够了 亲爱的 Enough games, my love.
这样才能逼他说出来 If you want to make him talk, this is how you get him to talk.
你脱上衣要干嘛 Why is your shirt off?
-他脱上衣做什么 -谁知道 - Why is his shirt off? - I don''t know.
有时老方法最好用 请让开 亲爱的 Sometimes the old ways are the best. Excuse me, darling.
不痛 哈特利特别探员 There, there, Special Agent Hartley.
看好 看着你的朋友 Look! Look at your friend.
快说出彩蛋的下落 The egg. Now!
布斯 求求你 Booth, please.
住手 我说了 Okay, stop, stop. I''ll tell you, all right?
-在埃及 -埃及哪里 - It''s in Egypt. - Where in Egypt?
大金字塔里的密室 There''s a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid.
光达扫描一年前发现的 还没被人打开 Lidar discovered it a year ago. They haven''t opened it yet.
你怎么知道彩蛋在那 How do you know the egg is there?
我妈是埃及学家 My mother was an Egyptologist.
我还不懂英文就看得懂象形文本 I could read hieroglyphics before I could read English.
那个密室 That hidden chamber
是埃及艳后的秘密陵墓 is the secret tomb of Cleopatra.
两颗彩蛋不见后 第三颗彩蛋就被埋在那里 They buried the third egg there when the other two went missing.
扫描画面很清楚 The scans show it sitting there plain as day.
第三颗彩蛋一直都在埃及 The third egg never left Egypt.
他没骗人 我知道密室的事 He''s not lying. I read about the chamber.
有这么难吗 Was that so hard?
要庆祝吗 Shall we celebrate?
敬合作成功 To the end of our business.
敬愉快的开始 And the beginning of our pleasure.
-这下… -不会吧 - I mean... - Oh, come on.
菜鸟 你没料到吗 You didn''t see that coming, amateur hour?
警卫 Guard!
不知道怎么回事 我们喝香槟喝到一半 I don''t know what happened. We were just having a glass of champagne
他突然昏倒 when all of the sudden he fell.
下台一鞠躬 And scene.
放长线钓大鱼 Long con?
没错 Long con.
小姐 我开始讨厌你了 You know, lady, I''m really starting to not like you.
我很想留下来看你们的下场 Now I''d really love to stay and see how this whole thing turns out,
但我跟大金字塔有约 不想迟到 but I''m late for a date with a very large pyramid.
等不及想看接下来的发展 Can''t wait to see what happens next.
好刺激 So exciting!
♪ Downtown ♪
♪ Things will be great When you''re downtown ♪
她满会唱的 She''s a good singer.
你该接受她在监狱开给你的条件 You should have took that deal when she offered it to you in prison.
你不该让我们被她男友逮到 Well, you shouldn''t have got us caught by her boyfriend.
这跟我有什么关系 Oh, how did I get us caught by her boyfriend?
没想到你的脑袋比我的外表还蠢 Well, if you don''t know that, then you really are dumber than I look.
吓死人了 Jesus! That''s really scary.
你看起来好惨 活像个丧尸 Oh, you look busted. You look like a zombie.
都是你 You did this.
都要怪你 她是我的 This is your fault. She was mine.
宝贝 那个女人是大美女 Honey, honey, honey, homegirl is a hard ten.
你的样子 And you look like...
好像肌肉发达的三岁小孩 Like a muscular toddler.
你追不到她的 I don''t think it was gonna work.
-身高差… -糟了 - The height difference and... - Oh, shit.
等等 有话好说 Hold on. Let''s talk about this.
-约翰 你有中弹吗 -居然没有 - John, you hit? - No, surprisingly not.
什么 怎么可能 What? How is that possible?
你怎么挣脱的 How did you get free?
-他射断手铐 -他有射中 - He shot the cuff. - He hit something?
算我们命大 Lucky shot.
我们会活着离开 We''re gonna get out of here.
真的 We''re really gonna do it.
你要去哪 我们是搭档 Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, where are you goin''? We''re partners.
现在是搭档了 我们的合作关系 Oh, we''re partners now? No, our partnership ended
在你让主教猛电我时就结束了 when you let The Bishop go all shock therapy on me.
没有我 你找不到主教 You''re not gonna find The Bishop. Not without me.
我知道她要去哪 谢谢你喔 I got a pretty good idea where she''s going because of you.
-再见 -我说谎了 - So, goodbye. - I lied.
-我说谎了 -什么意思 - I lied. - What do you mean, "you lied"?
从头到尾都是谎言 I lied about everything. All of it. That whole thing.
我对你和她还有这小不点 说的话都是假的 I lied to you, I lied to her, I lied to Baby Jesus.
全是谎话 All of ''em.
重点是第三颗彩蛋不在埃及 Look, the point is, is that the third egg isn''t in Egypt.
我不管什么彩蛋 Right. I don''t give a shit about the egg.
我只要逮捕主教洗脱罪名 I care about arresting The Bishop and clearing my name.
但你拿到彩蛋才能逮捕主教 Right. But you won''t get to The Bishop unless you get to the egg.
我知道彩蛋的下落 And I know where the egg is.
救我出去 Just get me out of here.
我拿到彩蛋 你逮捕主教 I''ll get the egg and you''ll get The Bishop.
快点 Come on!
求求你 Pretty please?
有想法吗 Thoughts?
听见没 You hear that?
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey.
爬上去 Up here.
混进人群里就妥当了 We''ll disappear into the crowd. We''ll be home free.
糟了 Oh, shit!
快闪为妙 I think we''re gonna get out of here.
糟糕 Shit!
-别动 -为什么 - No, no. Don''t move. Don''t move. - Why?
公牛的视力很差 但能感应动作 Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion.
你想到《侏罗纪公园》去了 You''re thinking of Jurassic Park.
不是 我看过 大卫艾登堡的自然纪录片 No! I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough.
你想到的是《侏罗纪公园》的 李察艾登堡 You''re thinking of Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park.
快走 他们叫我们跑 Vámonos. Vámonos. They''re telling me to run.
一跑就死定了 If you run, you die.
影片里有没有杰夫·高布伦 All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it?
天啊 确实是《侏罗纪公园》 里面有杰夫·高布伦 Oh, my God! It was Jurassic Park. That''s Jeff Goldblum.
混帐 Asshole!
不跑就会死 Run, run, run, run, run or you will die!
谢谢 Thank you!
你有什么毛病 What''s your problem?
不跑 Don''t run?
你整趟旅程都要这么气吗 You gonna be this grumpy the whole trip?
等看到我们怎么离开再说 包准你会喜欢 Wait till you see our ride. You''re gonna love it.
很好玩吧 This is fun, isn''t it?
学流浪汉偷搭火车 Riding the rails hobo-style.
你看过《苏利文游记》吗 You ever see, um, uh, Sullivan''s Travels?
没有 No, I haven''t.
而且这样也不好玩 快说正事 And no, it''s not, all right? Cough it up.
我们要去哪 第三颗彩蛋在哪 Where are we headed? Where''s the third egg?
好吧 All right, fine.
我考虑了很多 我不能告诉你 I''ve been thinking about this a lot, and I can''t tell you.
你这什么意思 What do you mean, you can''t tell me?
也不是不能 而是我不要告诉你 It''s not so much of a "can''t," it''s more of a "won''t."
带我去找第三颗彩蛋 布斯 Take me to the third egg, Booth.
你要我死吗 You wanna do it?
好啊 Do it.
你下不了手 You can''t, can you?
就算你跟着我到处偷窃 ''Cause even though you''re running around with me, playing the thief,
你也坏不起来 老哥 you''re not a real bad guy, Bubba.
先把话说清楚 Let''s get something straight right now.
那很恐怖 That was terrifying.
不是我不关心你 Look, it''s not that I don''t care about you.
我是不关心任何人 It''s that I don''t care about anyone.
我爸是骗子 My dad was a crook.
应该说诈欺犯 A con man, actually.
他是顶尖高手 He was the best.
我13岁生日那天 他没出现 Then on my 13th birthday, he didn''t show up.
我和我妈再也没见到他 My mom and I never saw him again.
我们的老爸真经典 We really got some dads, huh?
我们没去当脱衣舞男真是奇迹 It''s a miracle we''re not both strippers.
是啊 Yeah.
你爸是警察 你长大当窃贼 Look, your dad was a cop, so you became a crook.
我爸是诈欺犯 我长大当警察 My dad was a crook, so I became a cop.
我们没什么不同 We''re not that different.
我不要你关心我 布斯 I''m not asking you to care about me, Booth.
我要你帮我 I''m asking you to help me.
帮我抓到主教 洗脱罪名 Help me catch The Bishop and clear my name,
我会帮你重登世界第一艺术大盗宝座 and I will help you become the number one art thief in the world again.
这是我找回人生的唯一机会 It''s the only chance I have to get my life back.
拜托你 Please.
1945年4月 April, 1945.
苏联红军兵临城下 再几天就要攻破柏林 The Red Army''s at the gate, days from taking Berlin.
纳粹大势已去 It''s game over for the Nazis,
那时一个被遗忘的无名小卒 鲁道夫柴克 and that''s when a forgotten Mr. Nobody named Rudolph Zeich,
希特勒的私人艺术古董商 Hitler''s personal art and antiquities dealer,
传说最后握有 埃及艳后第三颗彩蛋的人 and the only man ever rumored to have held Cleopatra''s third egg
就是他 in his hands,
他从德国搭上轮船逃往阿根廷 hopped a steamer ship and fled Germany for Argentina.
船货清单显示 他的行李只有一只手提箱 The manifest shows he traveled with just a single suitcase.
还有16个只装机器零件的五吨货柜 Oh, and sixteen five-ton cargo containers logged only as holding machine parts.
为什么一个艺术商抛下他的老主顾 Now, why would an art dealer leave his patron''s side
搭船越过半个地球 and travel halfway around the globe,
携带将近百吨所谓的机器零件 with nearly 100 tons of so-called machine parts?
70年来各地的业余侦探和寻宝家 For 70 years, amateur sleuths, treasure hunters,
还有母胎单身汉都着迷于此 and adult virgins everywhere became obsessed with this question,
一心想找到他们心目中 希特勒的失落地堡 obsessed with finding what they believed had to be Hitler''s lost bunker,
就隐藏在南美洲 hidden somewhere in South America.
我爸是其中一个 And my dad was one of them.
他周末都窝在办公室 He''d spend weekends holed up in his office,
研究旧地图和解密文档 poring over old maps and declassified files.
假日他会开好几小时的车 到偏僻的拍卖会 Holidays, he''d drive hours away to obscure auctions,
出价买稀奇古怪的东西 where he''d bid on the strangest things.
其中包括 Including
一支手表 a watch.
不是普通的手表 And not just any watch.
而是纳粹艺术商鲁道夫柴克的手表 Creepy Nazi art guy Rudolph Zeich''s watch.
就是那支我爸爱它胜过我的手表 That same watch my father chose to love more than me.
大混蛋 What a dick.
我不想跟他的寻宝扯上关系 Never wanted anything to do with his treasure hunt,
就算他已经死了 even after he passed.
那是他的嗜好 就让他自己玩吧 That was my father''s thing, and he could have it.
但我发现隐藏在手表内的秘密 But when I discovered what was inside it,
当下我就知道我手上拿着的是 I knew right then that I held in my hand
第三颗彩蛋的秘密地点 the secret to the third egg''s location.
（阿根廷）
布斯 你带我走了三天 Booth, you''ve had me traveling for three days
在原地打转八小时 and hiking in circles for eight hours.
那张地图最好是真的 That map better be right.
别急 我们会找到的 Relax, we''ll find it.
最好是 Say we find it.
你怎么确定彩蛋在那里 How can you be sure the egg is actually there?
什么意思 - What do you mean?
我知道红鼻子纳粹鲁道夫 - I get that Rudolph the red-nosed Nazi guy
传说是最后握有彩蛋的人 is rumored to be the last person to ever hold the egg in his hands,
这个神秘地堡 传说是藏有失窃宝物的宝库 and that this mystery bunker is rumored to have all this stolen treasure.
你怎么确定第三颗彩蛋就在那里 How can you be sure the third egg itself is actually there?
信念 Faith.
信念 Faith?
抱歉 我只想弄清楚 I''m sorry, I just wanna be clear.
我们凭信念来到鸟不生蛋的地方 So we''re out in the middle of nowhere based on faith?
你不信宗教的话 说是直觉也行 Or "gut vibe" if you''re not into the whole religious thing.
不行 No.
我想有个好计划 You know, the kinda thing I''m into is a good plan.
不是埋头乱找的高明计划 A smart plan, the opposite of this.
别紧张 我有好消息 Relax. I have good news.
地图没看错的话 If I''m reading this map right...
我们到了 We''re here.
-到哪 -就是这里 - We''re where? - We''ve arrived.
藏宝地点 X marks the spot.
藏…什么地点 藏宝地点 X... What spot? X marks the spot.
我们到了 太好了 We''re here. Here it is. Great job!
-请你别吼我 -找到了 布斯找到了 - Please don''t yell at me. - You found it! Booth found it.
这里没有地堡 什么都没有 There''s no bunker. There''s shit here.
-我只是照地图画的说 -没有地堡 - I''m just telling you what the map says. - There''s no bunker.
告诉我地图怎么说 Tell me, what does the map say?
糟了 Oh, shit!
要往回走一大段路 Yeah, it''s gonna be a long walk back.
要怪谁 都是指南针害的 You know what I blame? I blame the compass.
我从童子军用到现在 有点故障 I got this thing back in Scouts. It''s been a little wonky.
这不是我的强项 It was never my strong suit.
-给我看一下 -好 - Can I see this? - Absolutely.
-地图给我看 -好 - Can I see this? - Of course.
我知道问题出在哪了 I see what the problem is.
-这就是问题 -你好坏 - That''s the problem. - Oh. That is not kind.
什么叫坏 凭什么鬼直觉 把我拖到世界 You know what''s not kind? Dragging me out in the middle of nowhere,
另一端的荒郊野外才坏 halfway around the world, based on a goddamn hunch!
太屌了 Holy shit!
我猜他们有缴电费 Guess they''re paying the utilities.
一定是水力发电 It''s gotta be hydroelectric power,
也就是底下有流水 which means there''s running water somewhere down here.
你看那道门后面肯定有宝藏 Look at that door. Nothing hiding behind there.
要怎么通过这道门 How are we gonna get through this?
不会吧 Oh, shit!
开什么玩笑 You have got to be kidding.
那是你爸的手表吗 Is that your father''s watch?
不是 这是《黑色追缉令》的手表 No. It''s the watch from Pulp Fiction.
对啦 是我爸的手表 Yes, it''s my father''s watch.
不是被你摔烂了吗 I thought you said you smashed it.
我找人修好了 有意见吗 I had it repaired. Is that a problem?
没意见 好险你没生气 No, it''s not a problem. Glad you''re not touchy about it.
请你闭嘴 Please shut up.
磁铁好好玩 Uh, fun with magnets. All right.
爸… Dad...
拜托你其实是有先见之明 Please be good crazy.
别管彩蛋 把这堆宝物偷走算了 Forget the egg, let''s just steal this stuff.
我们不是来偷东西 We''re not here to steal anything.
其实我们是来偷彩蛋 Uh, actually we are. We''re here to steal the egg.
你懂我意思 You know what I mean.
我偷就是偷 你偷就不是 Oh, I steal it, it''s stealing, and you steal it, it''s what?
我们少说两句 我是说你 How about we just shut up? And by we, I mean you.
你也很没礼貌 You''re also rude too.
超没礼貌 Rude to boot.
要怎么找这颗彩蛋 How are we gonna find this egg?
不知道 I don''t know.
找上面写着"剧情道具"的箱子 Look for a box that says "MacGuffin."
你知道这是什么吗 Do you know what this is?
这是… This is...
这是1931年梅赛德斯-奔驰770 Yes, this is a 1931 Mercedes-Benz Grosser 770.
我轻松就能转卖2500万 I could flip this for $25 million, easy.
全世界只剩三辆 是四辆 There''s, like, three of these left on the planet. Four!
现在有四辆 There''s four now.
两公分厚钢板 Three quarter-inch steel,
强化装甲板和防弹玻璃 reinforced armor-plating, bullet-resistant glass,
24K金内装 and a 24-karat gold inlay.
这是敞篷坦克 This is a convertible tank.
这辆车保存完好 一定还能开 And it''s in mint condition. I bet you this thing still runs.
可惜被纳粹人渣开过 Too bad it was driven by Nazi scum.
要烧掉真可惜 It''s a shame we''re gonna have to burn it.
他们怎么把车弄下来的 How did they get it down here anyway?
把车拆解成零件再搬下来组装 They carry it down the stairs in tiny pieces and reassemble?
从那里 Through there.
这个地方以前一定是旧铜矿坑 Place must have been built off one of those old copper mines.
这边的坑道很深 绵延几公里 The shafts down here are massive and go on for miles.
建造地堡 搬来赃物 再封闭坑道 Build the bunker, bring in the loot, seal the shaft...
就这么简单 Bob''s your uncle.
你才脑袋简单 Who''s your daddy?
别乱接话 That''s not how it goes.
我知道 I know.
（埃及艳后）
居然贴标签 纳粹真笨 Well, labels, Nazis, dum-dums.
五秒捡起不会坏 Five-second rule.
完全没事 连刮痕都没有 It''s fine. Totally fine. Not a scratch on it.
你确定不要转卖 我有买家 Are you sure you don''t wanna flip this one? I got a guy.
让我帮你省掉麻烦 Let me save you the trouble.
你的出场真烂 Your entrances are bullshit.
埃及 Egypt?
真以为我会相信你的话跑去金字塔 Did you really think I ran right off to the pyramids on your good word?
只要等你们两个逃离索托·沃切 All I had to do was wait for you two to escape from Sotto Voce,
就能带我找到第三颗彩蛋 and you led me right to the third egg,
我现在要拿走了 which I''m going to take from you now.
那 So,
交过来 uh, hand it over.
快点 别害羞 Come on, don''t be shy.
做得好 好乖 Good job. Attaboy.
放下武器 Drop your weapon!
给我守住两边 This way! On that side.
她怎么找到我们 How did she find us?
我跟踪你 她一定是跟踪我 I followed you. She must have followed me.
废话 No shit!
你干嘛朝他们开枪 我以为你是他们的人 Why are you shooting at them? I thought you were on their side.
我确实是他们的人 但他们先开枪射我 I am on their side. They shot at me first.
要怎么脱身 How are we gonna get out of here?
开那辆车 We take that.
楼梯开不上去 I don''t think that''s gonna make it up the stairs.
不开上楼梯 It ain''t going up the stairs.
掩护我们 Cover us.
-开车 -我在努力了 - Go, go, go! - I''m trying!
快点 Let''s go.
快走 Let''s go!
-丢出去 -什么 - Throw it. - What?
马上丢 Now!
你们两个跟我 其他人跟上来 You two with me, the rest of you follow.
开车 Go!
没子弹了 I''m all out.
停车 Pull over!
可恶 Shit!
主教 接住彩蛋 Bishop, the egg!
你救了我 You saved me.
你爱我 你超爱我 You love me. You love me like crazy.
-喔 喔 喔 -糟糕 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Shit!
前面没路了 We''re running out of road.
抓紧了 停下来就会被抓 Hold on to something! If we stop, they''ll catch us.
被抓就被抓 Then let''s get caught.
以后再逃狱就好 我每次都这样 We can escape later. It works for me all the time.
记住要跳开 Make sure to kick clear of the car.
我想预演一下 I would like to workshop this idea.
可恶 Oh, shit!
就像我们计划好的吧 It''s just like we drew it up, right?
哈特利 Hartley?
我会想念你的 You will be missed.
算了 可恶 Oh, shit! God damn it.
哈特利 Hartley?
哈特利 Hartley? Hartley?
你在哪 大白痴 Hey, where are you, you big idiot?
你骂谁白痴 Who are you calling an idiot?
我在这里 I''m right here.
-你刚抛下彩蛋去救我 -不是 - Did you just choose me over the egg? - No.
-看起来像是 -我没有 - Well, it kinda looks like you did. - I didn''t.
你冲到水里去救我 You went running in there to rescue me.
我下去找手机 I left my phone in there.
手机泡水太久会故障 You only have a finite amount of time to save it.
还得塞进米袋 很麻烦 Stick it in a bag of rice, it''s a whole thing.
你以为我死了 You thought I was dead.
我没有 我巴不得你死掉 I didn''t think you were dead. I wished you were dead.
我看见你冲到水里 叫我名字 I saw you splashing around. "Hartley! Hartley!"
是啦 我想把你拉起来 Yes, okay, I wanted to pull you out,
救你 给你希望 再用力把你压进水里 save you, get your hopes up, and then pull you, shove you under.
听着 Look,
我不会小题大作 I''m not gonna make a big deal out of this.
我不是幸灾乐祸的人 I''m not gonna gloat. It''s not who I am.
别人会说你这样很丢脸吗 Would some people say that this is very embarrassing for you?
当然会 Yes, of course. Of course they would.
大概每个人都会 Probably everybody.
但那不重要 But that''s not important right now.
重要的是你知道你输了 我赢了 What''s important is that you realize you lost and I won.
我们 We.
我们赢了 合作的好伙伴 We won. Together. Friendship. Teamwork.
这叫故事的寓意 It''s called the moral of the story.
多年来我很想当你的面 And something that I''ve been wanting to say for years
说一句话就是… to your face is...
将军 Checkmate.
好爽 Oh, that feels good.
我有两颗彩蛋 你只有一颗叫你赢了 I''ve got two eggs, you''ve got one, and you think you won?
什么逻辑 How''s that work exactly?
要让你输 我未必要赢 I don''t have to win in order for you to lose.
最棒的部分是 That''s the best part of this whole thing.
第三颗彩蛋在我手上 你就赢不了 As long as I have the third egg, you can''t win.
没钱也无所谓 I don''t care about the money anymore.
说实在的 看见你那表情 Honestly, look at your face right now.
就是那个表情 别动 That face right there. Just... Yeah. Perfect.
失败的臭脸可说是无价之宝 Resting failure face. I mean, in a word, priceless.
更棒的在后头 Also, it just gets better.
我朋友友情赞助不收钱 As an added bonus, my friend here, at no extra charge,
会给你 is gonna give you
一辈子坐不完的牢 a lifetime supply of prison.
好棒棒 So... That''s-a nice.
-站起来 -站起来 - Stand up. - Stand up.
我说过你最后的下场了 Told you how this was gonna end.
没错 我是坏人 You''re right. I am the bad guy.
我很清楚信任骗局的手段 I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.
你不了解我 布斯 You don''t know me, Booth.
你不知道我的能耐 You have no idea what I''m capable of.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
看看他 Look at him.
失败的臭脸 无价之宝 Resting failure face. Priceless.
你从头到尾都替她办事 This whole time you were working for her?
不是替我办事 是合作 Not for, with.
-搭档 -我们都是主教 - Like partners. - Yeah, we''re both The Bishop.
他说出第三颗彩蛋的下落没 Has he told you where the third egg is yet?
-我爱你 -我也爱你 - I love you. - I love you too.
-好了吗 -好了 - Ready? - Yep.
惊喜 Surprise!
西洋棋有两个主教 There are two bishops in chess.
-还有很多兵卒 -嗯 - And a whole lotta pawns. - Hmm.
我在巴里岛把第一颗彩蛋交给她 I passed the first egg on to her in Bali.
她拿走索托·沃切的第二颗彩蛋 She took the second egg from Sotto Voce.
至于第三颗彩蛋 我们要拿到第三颗 And the third egg, well, the only way for us to get our hands on it
就是让你带我们找到 结果也找到了 was if you led us right to it, which you did.
我以为你会看穿我说的 I thought for sure you were gonna see through my
我们不是搭档 我要洗脱罪名 "We''re not partners, I gotta clear my name,
我是警察之类的废话 I''m Johnny Law, blah, blah, blah."
老实说在监狱我说得太白 To be honest, I thought I laid it on too thick in the prison.
-没有 你演得很好 -没有吗 真的 - No, honey, you were so good. - No? Really?
谢谢称赞 你觉得说得太白吗 Appreciate that. What''d you think? You think it was too much?
是有点白 其他都很好 I have notes. Otherwise, pretty good.
很好吗 那就好 "Pretty good"? All right.
让我倒带一下 Let''s just rewind for one second here.
你电击他的下面 You electrocuted him. You went "Downtown."
对 那里超痛 Yes. By the way, that hurt like hell.
我知道 很抱歉 我是逼不得已 I know. I''m so sorry. I had to.
♪ Downtown ♪
不要 No.
这样我才能把钥匙塞给你解开手铐 It was the only way I could pass you a key to slip the cuffs.
你怎么挣脱的 How did you get free?
总而言之 Well, anyhoo,
彩蛋交出来 the egg.
彩蛋拿来 The egg.
那把枪进水不可能… That gun is soaking wet. There''s no way...
我不是海豹部队 I''m not a Navy SEAL.
第三颗彩蛋 Third egg.
-谢谢 -走吧 - Thank you. - Let''s take a walk.
都是骗局 连你爸的感人故事也是乱掰的 So it was all a lie? Even the sob story about your dad?
不是 我爸是诈欺犯 我恨他 No. My dad was a con man, and I hated him.
我就立志要成为比他厉害的诈欺犯 So I decided to become better than he ever was.
在他的世界打败他 Beat him at his own game.
布斯 不要太自责 Booth, don''t be too hard on yourself.
你很优秀 比多数人厉害 You''re good, really good, better than most.
我们对你只有尊重 We got nothing but respect for you.
祝你下次好运 Better luck next time.
我们很想再聊 We''d love to stay and chat,
但我们要赶去参加一场很重要的婚礼 but we have an important wedding to attend
我们有完美的礼物 and it turns out, we have the perfect gift.
别放在心上 No hard feelings, pal.
这是我们的职业 It''s what we do.
不会 祝你们玩得开心 None taken. Super fun time, guys.
我很欣赏高段的黑吃黑 See, I always appreciate a quality double-cross.
不过说真的 你们有防晒乳液吗 Serious question though, you guys have any sunblock?
我没擦防晒 一下就被晒成黑炭 I have no base. This is a spray tan.
（开罗）
今晚是每个父亲一生中 仅有一次的美丽日子 A beautiful event like tonight happens only once in a father''s life.
所以我安排独生女的婚礼时 That is why when I arranged for my only daughter to marry,
不惜重金买到独一无二的礼物 I spared no expense to acquire a gift unlike any other.
一个专属于皇后的礼物 A gift fit for a queen,
我的克丽奥佩特拉 my Cleopatra.
请欣赏两千年来 Behold, for the first time in two millennia,
三颗珍贵的彩蛋首次合体 all three treasured eggs have been reunited.
♪ I found a love ♪
天啊 是红发艾德 Oh, my God! Ed...
♪ For me ♪
红发艾德 Ed Sheeran!
我爱你 I love you!
竟然是红发艾德 真意外 Ed Sheeran, who knew?
他帅到不行 God, he''s so cute.
♪ I found a girl, beautiful and sweet ♪
♪ Oh, I never knew you were The someone waiting for me ♪
我喜欢那小子 Yeah, I like that guy.
请注意 这是国际刑警行动 Attention. This is an Interpol police action.
不要离开座位 很快会结束 Remain in your seats. This will be over shortly.
你要做什么 What are you doing?
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
天啊 别碰我 你有没有听到 - Oh, my God. Don''t touch me. Excuse me!
来啊 有种来啊 Come on, then. Come on! Come on!
这些彩蛋我们要带走 非常谢谢 We''ll take those. Thank you very much.
我们走吧 Let''s get out of here.
持有失窃纳粹赃物是犯罪 Possession of stolen Nazi loot is a crime.
新娘的父亲 我要逮捕你 You''re under arrest, father of the bride.
真是无法无天 This is outrageous.
放开我 你知道我是谁吗 我演过权力游戏 Get off me. Do you know who I am? I was in Game of Thrones!
我是红发艾德 贱人 I''m Ed Sheeran, bitch!
（萨丁岛）
（六个月后）
这个奶酪不怎么样 This gouda is disappointing.
这么高级的游艇 连个像样的奶酪都没有 Such a fancy yacht, you''d think they could stock some decent cheeses.
那不是奶酪 是生猪肉 That''s not cheese. That''s uncooked pork.
听说长绦虫能减肥 I''ve heard tapeworms can be quite slimming.
看见我惊讶吗 Surprised to see me?
只是惊讶你这么久才找到我们 Well, we''re just surprised it took you so long to find us.
我其实昨天就上船了 Oh, I actually... I came aboard yesterday.
你们嘿咻完不是只有你们在叫 You weren''t the only one crying at the end of your lovemaking.
说来真巧 妲丝在海滩救起我 You know, funny story, after Das picked me up on the beach...
你好像没朋友了 Looks like you ran out of friends.
她把我送到世界上 She sent me to the only place on Earth that actually is worse
唯一比她的IG帐号更险恶的地方 than her Instagram account.
但后来我想起 But then I remembered
我很会逃脱 that I''m pretty good at escaping from things.
我就逃脱了 So I did.
我对河滩发生的事耿耿于怀吗 Look, am I upset about what happened back on the beach?
当然没有 爱情和彩蛋价更高 Absolutely not. All''s fair in love and eggs.
我是来恭喜你们的 I came to congratulate you both.
很好 很高兴你释怀 你要什么 Great. Glad you approve. What do you want?
我从小到大都很会原谅人 Well, I''m big on forgiveness. I always have been.
但也很会记恨 But I''m not so big on forget-ness.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我是说我的大逆袭 I''m talking about my twist ending.
你知道你们出卖亿万富翁前 You know the 300 million you guys got on the eggs
拿到的三亿彩蛋赏金吗 before you double-crossed the billionaire?
真高明 Nice touch, by the way.
我给我们的朋友妲丝督察小线报 Anyhow, I gave our friend, Inspector Das, a little jingle
告诉她开曼群岛安全帐户的事 and I tipped her off about that secure Cayman Island account
就是你们存款帐户 you stashed it in.
原来那个帐户也没多安全 Turns out, it''s not as secure as one might hope.
全部扣押 Take it all.
（资产冻结）
看到没 我们扯平了 See? Now, we''re even.
没人是赢家 没人拿到钱 我们又能当朋友了 Everyone loses, no one gets the money and we can all be friends again.
少废话 条件是什么 Cut the shit. What''s the offer?
有笔新交易 There''s a new score.
分赃加倍 难度三级跳 最棒的还在后头 Double the payout, triple the challenge, plus, here''s the best part.
需要三个神偷 我们刚好三个 It''s a three-thief job. One, two, three.
我猜猜 我们不答应 And let me guess, if we don''t say yes,
妲丝督察就会立刻来逮捕我们 then Inspector Das is on her way right now to arrest us.
开超快的船来 Yes, in very fast boats.
知道我觉得什么好笑吗 Know what I think is funny, Booth?
冯迪索的《猫》试镜带 真的有 Vin Diesel''s audition tape for Cats? It exists.
你可笑到以为我们会再跟你合作 The fact that you think the two of us would ever team up with you.
快下船 Get off the boat.
好啊 我会寄给你们削尖的牙刷 Great. I''ll, uh, send you both a sharpened toothbrush.
等等 别走 Wait, stop.
反正我们也需要再干下一票 Look, we need a new score now anyway.
我知道他很烦 但他是高手 I know he drives you crazy, but he''s good.
-你们两个很有默契 -才不是 - And you two work well together. - No, we don''t.
其实还满有默契的 We kinda do.
你信任我吗 Do you trust me?
永远 Always.
-你爱我吗 -很爱 - You love me? - Big time.
这样就够了 That''s all we need.
要偷什么 What are we stealing?
这个 This.
他们弃船跑了 It''s abandoned. They''re not here.
（红色通缉令）
准备好了吗 Ready?
能出什么错 What could possibly go wrong?
什么都可能 Everything.
♪ No, no, notorious ♪
♪ He is, he is ♪
♪ The doctor said I need About three weeks of recovery ♪
♪ But the nurses is lovin'' me ♪
♪ Sayin'' the best part of the day Is my half ♪
♪ Feedin'' me breakfast And givin'' me a sponge bath ♪
♪ All the time Big Poppa kick the war rhymes ♪
♪ Raw flows And that''s how it goes ♪
♪ Notorious He is, he is ♪
♪ No, no, notorious ♪
不要太想我 Don''t miss me too much.
再见 Ta-ta!
字幕翻译: 李仪